The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. ~ Erma Bombeck

My recipe for instant happiness: twenty bucks, a grocery store, and an empty stomach. In this part-review, part-adventure series, “Shopping While Hungry” will feature what happens when I shop with an open mind and an appetite. No grocery store is safe…especially you, Whole Foods.